batekush:

littlegoldfinchh:

Hey guys so I’m at a sleepover and I’m an early bird so I photoshopped Dolly Parton holding the Holy Moonlight Sword to pass some time

luxwing:

I think people who actually use the blaze feature should be forced to have a thumbs up and a thumbs down instead of a like button on their posts and if they hit 90% thumbs down their account is deactivated like a public execution

mellointheory:

sahara4k:

following blogs who fucking hate each other is unironically the most entertaining aspect of this entire website

bogleech:

witchyyyyyy:

cicadamn:

Some Tumblr funnyman is gonna come up with a meme and go “hey, if we all pool our money together, I can put this meme on everyone’s dashes lol wouldn’t that be fun 😊” and then take the money and run im calling it right now. they’re gonna get 50x the amount they need and then deactivate overnight. We’ve been LONG overdue for an embezzlement scandal on here it’s been years.

op im so sorry to say that you were mostly correct but instead of a funnyman scamming people its the entirety of catholic tumblr funding one another and coming up with fucking battle strategies and shit to sponsor their bible verses and fuckshit

Wait THAT’S why I get ads for this dumb looking bible app??

cryoud:

sunou-kitsune:

Sponsored posts were a mistake it’s allowed missionaries onto my dash

say919oko:

it’s how goth u are on the inside that counts

guerrillatech:

theskabouncer:

pukicho:

Found some very good pics in my MSPAINT folder 

Tastes like prion disease

slutauthority:

unless their sexuality is otherwise stated, here is the criteria characters must meet to be bisexual:

1.) I like them